Modern Vampires

My take on today's vampires:
Aren't vampires supposed to live in the coffin
Live by the dark
And sleep during the day
so they can feed off humans' blood.
They're one bloodthirsty species.
You can't see their reflection in the mirror
But all that's a myth!
Today's vampires are oh-so-cute!
(Haven't they always been cute?
Unless you've been living in a cave,
you probably have seen Angel & Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Wasn't David Boreanaz cute?! I would think so cuz Sarah Michelle Gellar has the hots for him on Buffy. Me, I prefer Spike to Angel. Bad boys are a definite turn-on!)
They come out during the day
To make a killing on humans, any human would do
So that they can feed on their blood
They live, like, forever!
(Seeing decades, millennium, centuries past by
Feasting on humans with reprecussions)