Oh, Behave, Lady Gaga!

Why don't you live up to your name, Lady Gaga, and act more ladylike? Acting up like giving your fans and paparazzi the obscence gesture during a baseball game is not ladylike behavior. You should act more ladylike 'cuz impressionable kids look up to you.
You may be an artist. ls artist even the right word? Oh, yea, that'sright! You're a performance artist! You sure don't act the part! Last year was your year; this not so much... Is that why your acting out 'cuz your not doing good musically? So are you doing all this for attention, so that you can get more notice as a musician, er, performance artist, whatever. You shouldn't be upgraded to the VIP section, Jerry Seinfeld's VIP section, no less, after you acted that way! You shoulda been kicked! Yes, you \read that right! Kicked out! A regular person would've been kicked out, but cuz you're a celebrity you've been upgraded to the VIP section. And not only that, you were allowed in the clubhouse dressed way down! Women had come a long way from being demeaned cuz of the way we act or dress. Do you like to be a men's sexual object? I guess it comes with being a celebrity or not? that you get all these perks. Lady Gaga, you're so last year!  No one cares about you anymore, Lady Gaga! You demean us women the way you dress and you think you're such hot property (You're not!)
I bet you act up in public to get notice, to get attention. Well it's unwanted attention! Nobody likes you anymore! You can act up all you want; no one cares 'cept maybe the paps (get a life! no, I mean, a meaningful life, not one where you guys chase celebs all day n' all nite long)

Note. This year is Ke$ha's year! Boo-ya! She's on top! And also Justin Bieber! .