Review: Smuin Ballet

Boy, did I get an eyeful the other nite at the Smuin Ballet!
Not only were they great dancers, they were great eye candy! Wish they were my arm candy!
But one thought ran thru me as I watched 'em dance, mostly modern dancc, those guys might be gay. I mean, guys were dancing w/ guys.
But I don't care 'bout that. Damn, they were gorgeous! They were -oh-so-fine! It also doesn't hurt that
that they were talented dancers!
Maybe I was ogling them? I can't help it; they were so hot! Great eye candy!